So you tried to do it all yourself and you found out really fucking fast that you have no idea how to plan an event on this scale. Everything costs thousands of dollars and requires a whole bunch of details you haven’t even thought about yet and you don’t know where to start or what to do next or how you will possibly ever get it all done.
There’s no reason you should know how. And you can relax now because you’re here and I have done this many times before. I know All The Things about weddings and I will make this so much easier for you.
This does not cost you thousands of dollars like every other wedding thing. It’s only $525.
(You don’t even have to put on pants.)